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An Awkward Situation 窘境1

The Death Day Of The Cruel King 暴君的死期3

One Cigar A Day 一天只吸一支烟5

Enioy Your Vegetables 请享用您的蔬菜8

We Will Catch The Fourth 我们将抓到第4个11

I Am Twice Eighteen 我今年两个18岁14

How Could An Unarmed Man Trick An Enemy “空手诱敌”训练16

Everything Is Free 免费商品19

Meals Are Included In The Money For The Ticket 船票含餐费22

I Won t Be Operated On By The Butcher 我不要杀猪的给我做手术25

Te Friend s Suitcase 朋友的箱子28

A Life For A Life 以“命”抵命30

How To Get The Chewing Gum Out Of My Ears? 怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里取出来呢？33

Mr And Mrs Genuine Leather 真皮先生、真皮太太35

Just Babies 出生时都是婴儿37

Delicious 味道好极了39

Dogs Must Be Carried 必须抱住狗41

A Guitar Playing Boy 弹吉他的男孩43

That s The Lift 这是电梯45

Why Didn t You Go With Him 你为什么不跟他一起去47

Stupid Question 愚蠢的问题49

Extremely Hard Luck 你真是倒霉透了51

My Wife Doesn t Lay Eggs 我妻子又不会生蛋53

The New Baby 新生儿56

Why The Sailor Left? 水手为什么离去？59

The Indian Who Could Foretell The Weather 预报天气的印第安人61

Answer The Phone 接电话64

I Always Win 我总是胜者67

A Mysterious Letter 一封神秘的信70

A Birthday Present 生日礼物73

My New Clubs 我的新高尔夫球棒75

Mom Doesn t Need Make Up 妈妈不必化妆77

The Dog In The Right Car 狗上对了车80

Are You Still Looking For The Place? 你一直还在找那个地方吗？82

A Quick Witted Soldier 一个机警聪明的士兵85

Harley Said Sorry 哈利“道歉”88

Tell Me When We Get There 到站时，请叫我91

I Want To Get Out 我要出去93

Give Me Both,Please 请把两块儿都给我95

How Much Is It? 多少钱？98

Where Am I? 我在哪儿呢？101

A Cure For A Headache 头痛良药104

You Have Played Before,Have You? 你以前竞然打过球？106

We Got A New Captain 我们换了一个新机长109

Who Do You Want To Speak To? 你想找哪一位讲话？112

Do You Dance? 你跳舞吗？115

Does It Make You Want To Have A Kiss? 此情此景不令你想得到一个吻吗？118

A Snake Skin 一张蛇皮121

A Pharmacist Can Always Read Doctor s letters 药剂师总是会读懂医生信件的123

How Did You Know He Was A Bandit? 你怎么知道他是个强盗？125

Mending The Doorbell 修理门铃127

Nothing Gained 一无所获129

A Supposed Wise Young Man 一个想像中的聪明年轻男子132

A Valuable Box 一个值钱的箱子135

An Elephant s Chair 大象的椅子138

Painting A Picture 画肖像141

An Unexpected Guest 不速之客143

Sexism 性别歧视145

Feel Let Down 空欢喜148

Misunderstanding 误解151

Difficult To Cater All Tastes 众口难调154

A Delayed Letter 一封迟到的信157

It Is Terribly Noisy Down There 楼下吵死人了160

Both,Your Majesty 都糊涂，尊敬的陛下163

Why He Was Unlucky In Love 为什么他在恋爱中运气不佳166

The Wedding Dress 结婚礼服169

I Wont t Let You In! 我就不让你进来了!173

The Thief Didn t Steel The Jewellery 窃贼不偷珠宝176

Simon Liked Fishing Very Much 爱钓鱼的西蒙178

A London Fog 伦敦大雾181

Pouring With Rain 倾盆大雨184

Both Jumped 双双跳了下去186

A Rare Pistol 稀有的手枪188

I Just Want To Make Sure 确定190

The Bait 诱铒192

A Tiger 老虎194

Being In Bank Or Zoo 银行还是动物园196

What Were You Teaching? 你教什么？198

Neither Do I 我也不会201

The Captain 船长204

It s Not Necessary 没必要206

Doctor Or Musician? 医生还是音乐家？209

A Trick 计谋211

Amputation 截肢213

A Parrot 鹦鹉215

Father Or Mother 父还是母217

The Man Running After The Bus 追车人219

Churchill And His Speech 丘吉尔及其演讲221

How Do You Know 你怎么知道223

Sale 减价225

Good Business 好生意228

Drowning 我快被淹死了231

Resemblance 相像233

Looking After Instead Of You 替你看着236

I Want To Lock The Gate 我要锁大门238

It s On The Table 它就在桌子上241

Beware Of Dog! 当心这只狗!243

Pig 猪245

A Prize 奖金247

Sucessfully Or Unsuccessfully? 胜任还是不胜任？249

The Person Who Died Was Wrong 是死的人错了251

A Day s Outing 钓鱼253

Dating For Mother 为母亲约会255

Don t Come Back 永远别再回来257

A Sympathetic Landlord 极富同情心的房东259

A Twins 一对双胞胎261

What Was It She Wanted? 她想要什么？264

A Truck Driver 一个卡车司机266

Running The Wrong Way 跑错了方向268

I m His Second Wife 我就是他的第二个妻子270

May I Have Your Chair? 我可以坐你的椅子吗？272

I Groom(饲养，修饰) Horses 我给马梳理毛发274

Free Ticket 免费戏票276