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Tight Was Scotchman1

小气的苏格兰人1

Santa Claus2

圣诞老人2

Crooked Car Dealer3

奸商4

Trust No-One5

不要相信任何人6

Old Grouch7

暴躁的丈夫7

Corny Pun8

双关语8

Drunk Pilot9

酒醉飞行9

Fresh10

表错情11

Loused Up12

糟蹋12

Resurrection13

复活13

All Well,Ends Well14

书挡14

Good Catcher15

最佳捕手16

On Purpose17

明知故犯17

Overdoing It18

反应过度19

Brother-In-Law20

小舅子20

Obedient Husband21

听话的丈夫22

Once An Employee,Always An Employee23

一日为雇员，终生为雇员23

Dizzy Cook24

昏头厨子25

Morons26

一群笨蛋27

Elephant Joke28

泰山与大象29

Too Late30

死鬼丈夫30

Hard to Please31

难以取悦31

No Discrimination32

一视同仁32

Lousy Attorney33

坏律师33

True Scotchman34

诚实的苏格兰人34

From Frying Pan to Fire35

逃小难陷大难35

Oops36

我的天！36

Truthful Waitress37

老实的女服务员37

Strangled38

不可思议39

Psychological Test40

心理测验41

Dirty Barber42

肮脏的理发师42

Corny43

俏皮话43

Insistent Moron44

有耐心的傻蛋44

Digs45

讽刺45

Considerate46

体贴46

You Can't Eat Your Cake and Have It,Too47

鱼与熊掌不可兼得47

Dirty Killer48

肮脏的杀手48

My Father Can Beat Your Father49

谁的父亲伟大49

Definitions:Capital and Labor50

苦力与资本之别50

Close Shave51

刮脸奇谈51

Waste of Time52

浪费时间53

Humane to Animals But Cruel to Humans54

爱护动物，虐待丈夫54

Who's Got the Buttons55

按“钮”55

Brainless Professor56

没脑子的教授57

Definition of College Teaching58

教书的定义58

Misunderstood59

误解59

Absent-Minded60

漫不经心60

Faker61

虚有其表61

I Call That Cold62

真正的冷62

Funny or Corny?63

真真假假63

Short and Sweet64

简答64

Stood His Ground65

坚持己见66

Polite or Rude?67

礼貌还是粗鲁？67

Inconsiderate68

考虑不周68

Fat Slob69

懒猪70

Happy Birthday71

生日快乐71

You Can't Judge a Man by His Looks72

人不可貌相72

A Real Moron73

真笨73

Doesn't Know Which End Is Up74

不知变通74

Silly Conversation75

傻子对话75

Irish Always Win76

永不服输的爱尔兰人77

Good Reasons78

好理由78

Wife's Wishful Thinking79

妻子的祈盼80

To Forgive Is Divine81

宽恕是神圣的82

Sick About Perfect Health83

生病真好84

Smelly Joke85

洋葱的气味85

Merry-go-round86

废话86

Water,Water,Everywhere87

泛滥成灾87

Thoughtful Girlfriend88

善解人意的女友88

Quiet Shouter89

安静的大叫者89

Persistent90

死要钱90

Clever Answer91

聪明的回答91

Bad Yolk92

坏蛋93

Running Away Is the Best Policy94

跑为上策94

Moron's Logic95

傻瓜的逻辑推理95

Dizzy Reader96

读得头晕96

Fatso97

胖子97

Sticky Situation98

胶着情况98

Show-off99

卖弄99

Patriotic Chickens100

爱国的母鸡们101

Bookworm102

书呆子102

Stingy Moron103

小气鬼103

Definition of Widower104

鳏夫的定义104

Big Spender105

大主顾105

Horsing Around106

胡闹106

It's a Lot of Bull107

牛群107

Robbed Blind108

戴眼镜的好处108

Garbage Writing109

垃圾作品109

Braggers110

吹牛110

No Love Lost for Mothers-in-law111

岳母之爱永不渝111

Out of Sight112

眼不见为净112

Poor Mother-in-law113

可怜的岳母113

Familiarity Breeds Contempt114

眼不见心不烦114

Cleanness Freak115

洁癖115

Didn't Get A Charge Out of It116

没钱就没电116

It's in the Bag117

袋中儿117

Shrewd Businessman118

机灵的生意人119

Overcautious120

过分小心120

Wrong Place121

地点错误121

The Happy Tiger122

快乐的老虎122

Baby Talk123

稚语123

Truthful Answer124

实话实说124

Moron Goes to a Party125

傻蛋与宴会125

Nonchalant126

漠不关心126

Obedient Boy127

乖小孩127

Letter to Camp Counselor128

致夏令营督导员的一封信128

Not So Dumb Farmer129

农夫并不笨130

Aren't You Embarrassed?131

你不会感到不好意思吗？132

A Dollar for Coffee133

一元咖啡134

Over Modest135

太过端庄136

Going Bankrupt137

濒临破产137

Ballet-Dancers139

芭蕾舞者139

Ancesters140

祖先140

What's Your Occupation?141

你的职业是什么？142

Bedbugs143

臭虫144

Romance145

浪漫146

Dad's Funeral147

爸爸的丧礼148

Surprise Party149

预想不到的意外聚会149

Truth Is Stranger than Fiction151

事实比虚构更奇怪152

Don't You Agree?154

你不同意吗？155

How True!156

说得太对了157

How About That159

那个如何呢？160

Doctor's Handwriting161

医生的亲笔字161

What Is Sickness Good for163

生病对谁有益163

Tooth Care165

牙齿的保健166

Ringing in Ears167

耳鸣167

Operation Needed168

必要手术168

Mental Illness169

精神病169

Quack170

庸医170

Doctor's Hour171

医生的时间171

Overheard172

无意中听到172

Sure Cure173

正确的治疗174

Quack175

庸医175

You Can't Win177

你不能赢177

Doctor's Advice178

医生的劝告178

Another Golf Gag179

高尔夫幽默179

Driving180

开车181

CB182

通讯接收器183

Confession184

自白185

What Cold Cream Good for186

洁面乳有何用处187

Be Quiet188

安静188

How to Be a Millionaire189

如何成为一个大富翁189

Conceited190

自负190

Boring Speaker191

无聊的演说者191

American Know-how192

美国人的技术知识192

Full Mirror194

大镜子195

Hog Calling196

唤猪197

Funeral for Mother-in-law198

丈母娘的葬礼199

Beauty Parlor200

美容院201

Neophite Golfer202

初学者202

This Is A Football203

这是个足球204

My Wife Is Tired of Me205

我的太太讨厌我了205

Just Calm Down206

平静下来207

Playpen208

护栏208

Hypochondriac209

忧郁症210

He Was Right Finally211

他是对的212

Try and Try Again213

再试一下213

Tired214

疲倦215

Nervous216

紧张216

Desperate217

绝望218

Just For The Kicks219

只因一踢219

Honest Answer220

诚实的回答221

Risky222

冒险223

When in Trouble,Pray224

遇到危险就祷告225

Fast Thinker226

反应灵敏226

I Know How to Pray228

我知道如何祷告228

No Way Out229

无路可逃229

Go to Church of Your Choice231

到你选择的教堂去232

Easy Way out233

捷径234

Compliment235

赞美236

You Can't Please Everybody237

很难讨好每个人238

Clever Mother239

聪明的母亲240

Good Pupil241

好学生241

Optimist Vs Pessimist242

乐观者与悲观者242

What Time Is It?244

几点244

Woman Driver246

女司机246

Discipline247

纪律247

Frog Impressions248

模仿青蛙248

Customer's Complaint249

顾客抱怨249

Outrageous250

大发雷霆251

What Happened to the Pie252

“派”到哪里去了？252

Computer253

电脑253

High Prices254

高价255

Sour Notes256

荒腔走板257

Salesman Turned Cop258

推销员做警察259

The Ungrateful Panhandler260

不知恩的乞丐261

Short Sermons262

简短的讲道词262

Lousy Painting263

令人作呕的画263

Golfer Or Lawyer?264

高尔夫球选手或是律师264

It Makes You Ten Years Younger265

它使你年轻10岁265

Do Not Take Chances266

不要碰运气266

Going to a Funeral267

参加丧礼268

Jet Age269

喷射机时代269

You Ain't Seen Me Saw It270

你没看见我早瞧见它了270

No CheaP Imitation272

不容易的模仿273

Salesman Vs Operator274

推销员与操作员275

Replacement276

赔偿277

Door to Door Salesman278

挨家挨户的推销员279

Miss Clean280

爱干净的小姐280

Clean Millionaire281

爱干净的亿万富翁281

Advertizing282

广告283

Advertizing Is Expensive284

广告费是昂贵的284

Sleep in Peace285

安然入睡286

Lazy Christian287

懒惰的基督徒288

Shrewd Pet Salesman289

聪明的宠物推销员290

Fast Salesman291

能干的推销员291

Illiterate Canine293

不识字的小狗294

The Best Advice295

最佳忠告295