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1．Missed Again/又没打中1

2．Making Babies/生孩子2

3．On A Bus/在汽车上3

4．Alcohol/酒精4

5．The Fool/傻瓜4

6．A Penny/一便士5

7．First Question/首要问题5

8．Career Choice/选择职业6

9．Marry Him/嫁给他6

10．Looking For A Job/求职7

12．Flowers/送花8

11．Pet Tragedy/宠物悲剧8

13．Einstein And Driver/爱因斯坦和司机9

14．Divorce Story/离婚的故事10

15．Who Got My Voice First/谁先听到11

16．Poisoned Coffee/有毒的咖啡12

17．The Beautiful View/美丽景观13

18．Bad Luck/噩运14

19．Police Chase/警车追逐15

20．Is Your Wife Home Now/你妻子在家吗16

21．Biting Humor/咬人幽默17

23．An Entrance Examination/入学考试18

22．Are Flies Good To Eat/苍蝇好吃吗18

24．The Funeral/葬礼19

25．I Have To Stand/总得站着20

26．“I Must Be A Lawyer”/“我肯定是个律师21

27．Appendicitis/阑尾炎22

28．The Water Hole/水坑23

29．Drunk/醉鬼23

30．Christmas Present/圣诞礼物24

31．The Shredder/碎纸机25

32．The Florist/花店老板26

33．Running Home At Night/夜归27

34．Kissing The Mirror/亲吻镜子28

35．He Will Follow Us/跟过去29

36．Running Home/跑回家30

37．The Motorcycler/摩托车手31

38．The Poor Old Man/可怜的老人32

39．Suck Chocolate/吮巧克力33

40．Parking/停车33

41．Miss The Train/误车35

42．The New Maid/新女仆36

43．Rose/玫瑰38

44．Banker s Woe/银行家的悲哀38

45．Peace/安宁40

46．Soap And Water/肥皂和水41

47．A Private Conversation/私人谈话42

48．Police Story/警察的故事43

49．It Is No Use/没必要44

50．Free Ride/免费乘车44

51．Necklace And Moon/项链与月亮45

52．Both Mistaken/两人都错了45

53．Ole s obituary/奥尔的讣告46

54．Dick s Questions/迪克的问题47

55．What is Your Favorite Fruit/你爱吃哪种水果48

56．Three Gents/三位绅士48

57．Two oranges/两个桔子49

58．Mr .Jones And Mr.Smith/琼斯先生与史密斯先生50

59．Only One Who Could Answer/只有他能答得出51

60．A Cap In The Hair/头发里的帽子52

61．Hint/暗示53

62．Father And Monkey/父亲与猴子53

63．A Long Time/许久54

64．An Energetic Wife /精力旺盛的妻子55

65．A Forgetful Man/健忘的人55

66．Stranger/陌生人56

67．A Party/宴会57

68．A Problem/头疼事58

69．I ll Keep It On My Floor/放在地板上59

70．You re Not Going To Make It/你活不成了60

72．Blast Off/爆炸61

71．A Pleasant Surprise/惊喜61

73．Modern Life/现代生活62

74．You Are Too Late/你太晚了62

75．A Stubbom Horse/倔强的马63

76．She Is Left-handed/她是左撇子64

77．Joke/玩笑65

78．The Very last Birthday/最后的生日66

79．Now She Knows/终于明白了67

80．The Mistaken Father/糊涂父亲68

81．Gallant And Buoyant/殷勤的和轻快的68

82．Smart Machine/聪明的机器69

83．The Cat And The Saucer/猫与托盘70

84．Happy In Dream/梦中的幸福71

85．Senior Class/长辈71

86．A Bookworm s Wedding Night/一个书呆子的新婚之夜72

87．At The Supermarket/在超级市场73

88．She d Rather Buy A Gift/她宁愿买一件礼物73

89．Two Hearts Beating/两颗心脏在跳动74

90．Smart Bride/机灵的新娘74

91．Day After Day/日复一日75

92．He Lowered Her Chair Six Inches/他把她的椅子降低了6寸76

93．Foresight/先见之明77

94．Irrelevant Answer/答非所问77

95．Which Month Did He Go Away/几月走的78

97．A Woman s Answer/妇女的回答79

96．We Have The Same Mother/同一母亲79

98．Not So Easy/没那么容易80

99．The Choice Of Word/选词80

100．Threatening Letters/恐吓信81

101．The Only Remedy/唯一的被救办法81

102．Wedding Or Not/是否结婚82

103．You re Not Coming Empty-handed,Are You?/你不会空手而来，对吧？82

104．Your Uncle Ezre/你的叔叔埃兹拉83

105．Doctor s Advice/医生的劝告84

106．Wasted Sweetness/徒劳的拉票85

108．Liberty In Darkness/黑暗中的自由86

107．Standing By/待命86

109．Boy And Cake/男孩和饼87

110．A Long Face/拉长脸88

111．Gallant Effort/殷勤88

112．Barber s Wife/理发师的妻子89

113．Jumper/跳伞员90

114．Honesty/诚实90

115．Bad Memories/坏记性92

116．Too Smart For Bad/青出于蓝93

117．Really Serious/确实严重93

118．Why Was She Angry/她为什么生气94

119．Skip A Day/跳过一天95

120．It Made No Difference/没什么两样96

121．Who Pushed Me/是谁推我了97

122．Atheist/无神论者97

123．Two Champions/两个冠军98

124．The Place Is Full Of Mothers/妈妈太多99

125．True Feelings/实情99

126．Why She Did Not Talk/不说为妙100

127．Johnny Knew/约翰尼知道101

128．Born First Lady/天生第一夫人101

129．Fashion/赶时髦102

130．Unfair/不公平103

132．Secondhand/二手货104

131．The Same Feeling/同样的感觉104

133．A Penny Pincher/守财奴105

134．Being Considerate/善解人意106

135．Smart Dad/精明的父亲107

136．Fame And Hard Work/名声与艰苦劳动108

137．Senior Citizen/老年公民109

138．As The Years Turn/生日来临之际110

139．Saving Matches/节约火柴110

140．Selfish?/谁自私？111

141．Scholar And Farmer/学者和农夫112

142．More Rare!/嫩得稀奇！113

144．Mum Wouldn t Like/妈妈不让114

143．Bob s Answer/博比的回答114

145．Smart Or Not/谁不聪明115

146．The Least To Buy/至少要买这些116

147．God Got An A/上帝得了A116

148．The Art Of Bribery/受贿有术117

149．Only Saw One/只看见一个117

150．Bragging/吹牛118

151．Thankful/感激的119

152．Straight Forward/直截了当119

153．Christmas Tree/ 圣诞树120

154．Fair Question/合理的问题120

156．Before The Store Opened/在商店开门前121

155．Look Differently/看法不同121

157．Dear,These Are My Jeans/亲爱的，那是我的裤子122

158．Be A Passenger/坐在乘客席上122

159．Do It Again/再来一次123

160．Over-reacted/过分紧张124

161．Send Him Away/把它送走125

162．No More Babies!/别太多孩子！126

163．Symbol/标志127

164．Pick Me Up/接我128

165．Ways And Means/方法与途径129

166．Half-lost/一半的损失130

167．Solution To Problems/解决难题131

168．Injured At Pearl Harbor/在珍珠港受伤132

169．Right/公民权利133

170．A Gentleman/绅士134

171．I m Glad/我很高兴135

172．It s His Fault/是他的错136

173．An Absent-minded Professor/心不在焉的教授137

174．Who Was The First Man/谁是第一个男人138

175．Good Intentions/良好的心愿139

176．A Mysterious Letter/一封神秘的信140

177．A Barking Wife/汪汪叫的妻子141

178．A Rich Father/有钱的父亲142

179．The Rain/下雨143

180．Fire!Fire/火！火！144

181．I Don t Need To Steal Anymore/我不需要再偷了145

182．Before The Trouble Starts/趁麻烦出现之前146

183．Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife/你停止打妻子了吗147

184．Bribery/贿赂148

185．A Cure For A Headache/治疗头痛149

186．Delicious!/味道好极了！150

187．Stupid Question/愚蠢的问题151

188．Do You Know My Work/你知道我是干什么的吗152

189．A Different Kind Of Audience/不同的听众153

190．A London Fog/伦敦大雾154