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1．A bad impression2

1．一个坏印象3

2．A different kind of audience4

2．不同的观众5

3．A family rule6

3．家规7

4．A fine match8

4．势均力敌9

5．A good detective10

5．好侦探11

6．A great interview12

6．超棒的面试13

7．A hearse driver14

7．灵车司机15

8．A mistake16

8．搞错了17

9．A naughty student18

9．顽皮的学生19

10．A nice catch20

10．巧妙上钩21

11．A problem in arithmetic22

11．一个数学问题23

12．A proud question26

12．引以为豪的问题27

13．A smuggler28

13．走私犯29

14．A soldier's brilliant idea32

14．士兵的高招33

15．A trip to Disney36

15．迪斯尼之旅37

16．Academic game38

16．学术竞赛39

17．All the false are ugly40

17．所有假的都是丑陋的吗41

18．An old couple's quarrel42

18．老夫妻吵架43

19．Are you an"A"student44

19．你是优等生吗45

20．Are you kidding46

20．您在开玩笑吗47

21．Bedtime prayers48

21．睡前祷词49

22．Before the trouble starts50

22．在麻烦开始之前51

23．Butcher and lawyer52

23．屠夫与律师53

24．Buy me out54

24．出钱使我放弃财产55

25．Camera56

25．照相机57

26．Chaude and cold58

26．热与冷59

27．Choice60

27．选择61

28．Classroom joke62

28．教室中的玩笑63

29．Clever reply64

29．巧妙的回答65

30．Parrot66

30．鹦鹉67

31．Composition68

31．作文69

32．Computer illiterates70

32．电脑盲71

33．Crying man72

33．哭泣的男人73

34．Deserter74

34．逃兵75

35．Ditto76

35．同上77

36．Diver without equipment78

36．无装备潜水79

37．Drunkard80

37．醉汉81

38．Duck84

38．鸭子85

39．The oldest profession86

39．最古老的职业87

40．Early shopper88

40．采购过早89

41．Election results90

41．竞选结果91

42．Excuses for being late92

42．迟到的理由93

43．Extra copies94

43．额外的复印稿95

44．Father's singing96

44．父亲的歌声97

45．Fire-safety seminar98

45．防火研讨会99

46．First aid100

46．急救101

47．First-aid class102

47．急救课103

48．First flight104

48．第一次坐飞机105

49．Fish-lover106

49．爱鱼人107

50．Flunking math108

50．数学没及格109

51．Future-teller110

51．预言家111

52．Good points and bad points112

52．优缺点113

53．Hair-cutting114

53．理发115

54．Happy birthday116

54．生日快乐117

55．How can I get home tonight118

55．今晚我怎么回家119

56．How did you ever get here120

56．你是怎样来的121

57．How much122

57．多少钱123

58．I'll see to the rest124

58．其余的事由我负责125

59．I'm glad126

59．我很高兴127

60．Just whisper128

60．轻声说话129

61．Keep the change130

61．零钱不用找了131

62．Keys or kiss132

62．钥匙还是接吻133

63．Lazy bone134

63．懒骨头135

64．Loophole in law136

64．法律的漏洞137

65．Lucky mother138

65．幸运的母亲139

66．Lousy haircut140

66．难看的头141

67．Lunch142

67．午饭143

68．The coat in the room144

68．房中的大衣145

69．Masked ball146

69．化装舞会147

70．Mathematician150

70．数学家151

71．Midway tactics152

71．中间战术153

72．Mother's choice154

72．母亲的选择155

73．Mrs.Johnson and pig156

73．约翰逊夫人和猪157

74．My first and my last158

74．第一次与最后一次159

75．My new gear160

75．我的新行头161

76．Nervous young guy162

76．紧张的小伙子163

77．Never have to work again164

77．永远不必再工作165

78．New discovery166

78．新发现167

79．News-reporter168

79．新闻记者169

80．None other than a soldier170

80．就是士兵171

81．Not the same girl172

81．不是同一个女孩173

82．Part-time job174

82．业余工作175

83．Perfect match176

83．绝配177

84．Psychiatrists178

84．精神病医师179

85．Quick reaction180

85．快速反应181

86．Riddle182

86．谜语183

87．Saucer's value184

87．碟子的价值185

88．Saved from drowning186

88．解救于溺水之灾187

89．Secret signal188

89．暗号189

90．She is my daughter190

90．她是我女儿191

91．Sixth sense192

91．第六感193

92．Sleeping pills194

92．安眠药195

93．Smooth clerk196

93．圆滑的职员197

94．Son and father198

94．父与子199

95．Son's future job200

95．儿子未来的职业201

96．Sweeping204

96．扫除205

97．Thank you,dear206

97．谢谢，亲爱的207

98．That's why208

98．原来如此209

99．The child with a hammer210

99．拿锤子的小孩211

100．The divorce212

100．离婚213

101．The doctor's answer214

101．医生的回答215

102．The efficiency experts216

102．效率专家217

103．The non-jealous husband218

103．不吃醋的丈夫219

104．The same service220

104．同样的服务221

105．Theological seminary's lunch222

105．神学院的午餐223

106．Things have been okay224

106．一切都正常225

107．Three whistles226

107．三声口哨227

108．Too polite228

108．太过礼貌229

109．Translating skill230

109．翻译技巧231

110．Twin lobsters232

110．孪生龙虾233

111．Ugly baby234

111．丑孩子235

112．Very pleased to meet you238

112．很高兴见到你239

113．Visual training240

113．视力训练241

114．Walking straight crab242

114．直行的螃蟹243

115．West Point244

115．西点军校245

116．Who is fooled246

116．谁是傻瓜247

117．Why are you so happy248

117．你们为什么这么高兴249

118．Why not go with him250

118．为什么不和他一起去251

119．Write more legibly252

119．写得清楚点253

120．Yuppie254

120．雅皮士255