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1．A Bet 打赌1

2．A Bishop s Speech 主教的讲话3

3．A Brave Skydiver “勇敢”的跳伞运动员3

4．A Brother That Is Five Months Older 比弟弟大5个月的哥哥5

5．A Dear Wife 价格不菲的妻子6

6．A Dog That Can Speak 会说话的狗8

7．A Dog s Lies 狗的谎言9

8．A Fool s Questions 傻瓜的问题10

9．A Generous Judge 慷慨的法官11

10．A Girl That Mother Likes 母亲喜欢的女孩11

11．A Good Business 生意兴隆12

12．A Good News 好消息14

13．A Grave for Three 三个人的墓14

14．A Hard Nut to Crack 难题15

15．A Husband That Is Not Good Enough 不够好的丈夫16

16．A Lie 谎言17

17．A Mother Not Knowing How to Raise Children 不会带小孩的母亲18

18．A Mouse s Date with a Cat 老鼠与猫的约会19

19．A New Lesson 新的教训21

20．A New Method of Timing 计时新方法22

21．A Nice Suit 漂亮的礼服23

22．A Perfect Man 完美的男人24

23．A Place Where One Needn t Work 不需要工作的地方26

24．A Promise 允诺27

25．A Sad Case 悲惨的病例27

26．A Safe Section 安全部位29

27．A Saucer That Brings Luck 带来好运的碟子31

28．A Sense of Achievement 成就感32

29．A Shilling 一先令33

30．A Significant Day 意义重大的一天34

31．A Special Crab 与众不同的蟹35

32．A Special Cure 特殊疗法36

33．A Thief s Request 窃贼的请求37

34．A Warning 警告39

35．A Wise Young Man 聪明的年轻人39

36．A Wonderful Doctor 神医41

37．Accident 车祸42

38．Affair 关系暖昧43

39．Alexander s Teacher 亚历山大的老师43

40．An Elephant s Baby 象宝宝44

41．An English Major 英军少校46

42．An Experienced Thief 有经验的窃贼47

43．An Original Idea 有创意48

44．An Unsuccessful Sales-talk 一次不成功的兜售49

45．Analogy 类比50

46．Anonymous Letter 匿名信51

47．Another Pilot 另一位飞行员52

48．Aren t You His Mother 你不是他母亲吗53

1．Baptizing the Bats 给蝙蝠施洗礼55

2．Begging Letters 讨钱信56

3．Big Jack 大块头杰克57

4．Black Tie Only 只戴黑领带58

5．But That Medicine Has Cured Your Headache 可这药治好了你的头痛58

6．But the Answers Have Changed 可答案变了60

1．Coal in the Dust 土里面的煤63

2．Coffee or Tea 咖啡还是茶64

3．Come Back in June 6月份再来66

4．Competition at Night 夜间比赛66

5．Confession 忏悔68

6．Correction 纠正错误69

1．Dear Pay 代价不菲70

2．Definition of Savoir-faire 圆滑的定义71

3．Did That Take You an Hour 那要花你一个小时吗72

4．Didn t Hear Any Noise 没听见任何声音73

5．Digging Field 翻地74

6．Discount in Exam 考试打折75

7．Dishwasher 洗碗机76

8．Do You Have Something Cheaper 你有没有便宜一点的79

9．Do You Want to Take It Out Again 你想再借一次吗80

10．Don t Leave Home 别离开家82

11．Don t Panic 别害怕82

12．Draw Out All of His Savings 取出所有存款83

13．Drinking Together 共饮84

14．Drinking Too Much 喝多了86

15．Drowning 我快淹死了87

16．Dying of It 死于肺炎88

1．Economists Lunch 经济学家的午餐90

2．Efficiency Expert 效率专家90

3．Embarrassing Moment 难堪时分91

4．Even Homer Errs 神也有算错的时候93

5．Excellent Record 优异的记录94

6．Exception 例外95

1．Far Away form Home 离家远远的97

2．Father and Son 父与子97

3．Fortune-telling 算命98

4．Freedom 自由99

5．From Rags to Riches 奋斗历程100

6．Funny Names 可笑的名字102

1．Gaining Trust 赢得信任104

2．Getting Rid of the Trouble 不难为自己104

3．Go Slow 请慢行105

4．Good Time Never Come Again 好时光不再来106

5．Great Men Are of the Same Mind 英雄所见略同106

6．Grenades 手榴弹108

2．Have You Got Change for Ten Pence 你换得开10便士吗110

1．Hair Transplant 头发移植110

3．He s Helping Me 他在帮我的忙112

4．He ll Follow Us There 他会跟着我们到那儿去的114

5．Health Plan 健康计划115

6．Height and Length 高度与长度116

7．To Hell with Churchill and His Speech 让丘吉尔和他的演讲见鬼去吧117

8．Help Full of Mistakes 错误的帮助120

9．Hereditary Disease 遗传病121

10．Hide-and -Seek 捉迷藏121

11．His Head Is Burst 他的头爆炸了123

12．History Examination 历史考试123

13．Hitch-hiker 搭车人124

14．Hot Water 热水125

15．How Could You Afford to Buy It 你买彩票的钱是从哪里来的127

2．I Didn t Know That I Was So Far Back Already 我不知道自己已经往回跑了这么远129

4．I Don t Like Saying No All the Time 我可不喜欢总是说“不”131

3．I Don t Know Which of the Medicines Cured Him 我不知道是哪种药治好了他的病131

5．I Have a Number 我有号133

6．I Know You Would Have Given Me the Bigger One 我知道你会把大的给我134

7．I Pay for You All 我为你们大家付钱135

8．I Shot a Deer 我射中了一只鹿137

9．I Thought You Called the Next Student 我以为你在叫下一个学生138

10．I ll Show You the Way 我来给你带路139

11．Insomnia 失眠141

12．Intelligence 聪明141

13．IQ Test 智商测试142

14．It Has Done Its Share 各司其职143

15．It s a Miracle 这是个奇迹143

16．It s My Fault 是我的错145

17．It s Time to Take My Pills 我该服药了145

18．It Never Gets Later than Twelve O clock 时间从来不会超过12点147

19．It Never Rains but Pours 不雨则己，一雨倾盆149

2．Lie and Politics 谎言与政治151

1．Let Her Go Crazy 让她发疯去吧151

3．Life Insurance （1）人寿保险（1）152

4．Life Insurance （2）人寿保险（2）153

5．Like Father, Like Son 有其父必有其子154

6．Lincoln and Douglas 林肯与道格拉斯156

7．Local Religion 地方宗教157

8．Loneliness 孤独158

9．Long-distance Call 长途电话158

10．Lousy Haircut 难看的发型160

1．Magic Walls 神奇的墙162

2．Make Clear About It 问个明白163

3．Mark Twain Was Angry 马克·吐温很生气164

4．Men in the Ladies Lavatory 女厕所里的男人166

5．Mushroom and Umbrella 蘑菇与伞167

6．My Fellow Citizens 我的公民同胞们170

7．My First and My Last 第一次，也是最后一次171

8．My Watch Is 30 Minutes Slow 我的表慢了30分钟172

1．Neighbors Are a Bit Strange 邻居都有点怪174

2．Neither Do I 我也不会175

3．New Aim 新目标176

4．New Enemies 新的敌人177

5．No Longer Young 青春不再178

6．No Worries 不再烦恼178

7．Not Obeying the Doctor s Order 未遵医嘱179

8．Nothing to Worry About 没什么可担心的180

1．One Hundred Percent 百分之百的油水181

2．One Real Man 一个真正的男人182

1．Paint 油漆184

2．Papa or Daddy 帕帕还是爸爸187

3．Passion 激情189

4．Peers 同辈人190

5．People in Need 需要帮助的人191

6．People in the Café 咖啡馆里的人192

7．Policeman and Writer 警察与作家193

8．Politicians That Lie to Death 至死都在撒谎的政客195

9．Poor Memory 健忘196

10．Poor Mother 可怜的母亲196

11．Poor Sight 视力很差198

12．Practice Makes Perfect 熟能生巧199

1．I Can Cure It 肺炎我会治199

13．Prejudice of the Jury 陪审团的偏见200

14．Psychiatrists Problems 精神病医生的问题201

1．Quantity and Quality 量与质203

1．Rachmaninoff s Story 拉赫马尼诺夫的故事204

2．Room for Three 三个人的坐位205

1．School-dazed 晕学207

2．Secret of Longevity 长寿秘诀207

3．Shakespeare, Scotch and Cheese 莎士比亚、苏格兰威士忌和奶酪208

4．She Has Swallowed Two of Them 她已经吞下去两个了210

5．Shy Genes 害羞的基因212

6．Shy to Admit It 羞于承认212

7．Silence 无声213

8．Sleep or Die 睡着还是死了214

9．Slow Service 服务太慢214

10．Slow Work 慢慢拔215

11．Small Frying-pan 煎锅太小216

12．Smuggling 走私219

13．Snoring 鼾声如雷221

14．Special Signs 特殊标志221

15．Stars in the River 河中星222

16．Stay out of the Way 别碍事224

17．Sunset Abroad 异域落日225

1．Tear Across the Dotted Line 沿虚线撕开226

2．Terrible Memory 健忘226

3．That s Just How I Feel 那正是我的感觉227

4．That s Not True 那不是事实228

5．That s Your Soup 那是你的汤229

6．That Would Have Ruined My Entire Vacation 那会毁了我整个假期的230

7．The Cat Was Let Out of the Bag 露馅了231

8．The Clever Irish 聪明的爱尔兰人233

9．The Cleverest People 最聪明的民族235

10．The Doctor Will Be Upset 医生会很生气的237

11．The Early Bird and the Worm 早起的鸟儿与虫子237

12．The First Living Patient 第一个活着的病人238

13．The First Man 第一个男人239

14．The First One Tasting of Spinach 第一个吃菠菜的人241

15．The First Patient 第一个病人242

16．The Forth Thief 第四个贼243

17．The Greeks Had Trouble with It 希腊人的麻烦244

18．The Hair Growing in Office Time 上班时间长出来的头发246

19．The Harm of Smoking 吸烟的危害247

20．The Hayseed and the Taxi driver 乡下佬和出租车司机249

21．The Last and the Best 最后的和最好的251

22．The Lord s Work 上帝的工作252

23．The Neck Is Very Tight 领圈那儿太紧了253

24．The Next One 下一次254

25．The Pig Got Well 猪的病好了255

26．The Police Have Never Caught Me 警察从未逮住过我256

27．The Rain on the Road 下在路上的雨258

28．The Same Service 同样的服务259

29．The Son s Filial Affection 儿子的孝心260

30．The Southern Army That Can Not Be Defeated 不可战胜的南方军261

31．The Ten Commandments 十诫263

32．The Trouble 麻烦264

33．The Worst Day 最糟的一天266

34．They Did It on Purpose 它们是故意这么干的268

35．This Is Colonel Smith 我是史密斯上校269

36．Three Envelops 三个信封270

37．Town and Country 小镇与乡村271

38．Treat or Cheat 人心莫测272

39．Turbulence Sign 险情的征兆274

1．Unexpected Finding 意外发现275

2．Unexpected Surprise 意外惊奇275

1．Warning 忠告277

2．Washington s Speech 华盛顿的演说277

3．We re in the Right Row 我们就在这一排278

4．We re Still on the Ground 我们还在地面上278

5．We Didn t Know Napoleon Was Ill 我们都不知道拿破仑生病了280

6．We Don t Supply the Girl with the Bicycle 我们不会将姑娘同车一起出售281

7．Weaknesses 弱点283

8．Weigh Your Little Boy 称一下你的小孩284

9．What a Mailman 如此邮递员285

10．What s a Man 男人是什么东西286

11．What Did He Say 他说了什么287

12．Where to Park the Cars 把车停在哪儿288

13．Which Leg Do You Prefer 你喜欢哪条腿289

14．Who Is Your Father 你父亲是谁291

15．Why Don t You Say Something 你怎么不说话292

16．Wrong Dismissal 炒错了鱿鱼293

17．Wrong Flight 搭错机294

1．You re the Eighth 你是第8条297

2．You re the Tenth Patient 你是第十个病人298

3．You re Got It Again 你的病又复发了300

4．You Haven t the Guts to Pull the Trigger 量你也没胆开枪301

5．You Shouldn t Leave Our Group 你不该离开我们的营地303

6．You Skin the Grizzlies 你们先把这只熊剥了皮305

7．You Want to Use My Phone 你想用我的电话吗306

8．Your Mama Can t Help You Now 你妈也帮不了你307

9．Your Math Fails This Time 这次你算错了308